⚽ Matchweek 2 was full of fireworks—and we’re here to break it all down with the usual mix of banter, bias, and barely-contained chaos.
On this week’s Starting Eleven, Adelia and Snark dive into:
🔵 Chelsea 5-1 West Ham – A statement win as the new signings shine… but is the Palmer injury a warning sign?
🔴 Arsenal 5-0 Leeds United – Dominant, ruthless, and terrifying—until the injury bug bit Saka and Ødegaard.
📜 Eberechi Eze signs for Arsenal – The deal is official, the midfield just got even silkier.
⚪ Tottenham beat Man City 2-0 – At the Etihad. With those players. How. Just how.
Whether your club is flying high or already spiraling, we’ve got takes, questions, and probably some screaming.
